{"product_id":"well-shit-skeleton-balloon-embroidered-sweatshirt","title":"Well Shit Skeleton Balloon Embroidered Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert wrap-break-word w-full light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eWell Shit… Halloween Sweatshirt 🎃💀\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes life doesn’t go according to plan… \u003cstrong\u003ewell shit.\u003c\/strong\u003e 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis fun and slightly inappropriate Halloween sweatshirt features a skeleton sitting casually with an orange balloon and the perfectly relatable words \u003cstrong\u003e“well shit…”\u003c\/strong\u003e embroidered across the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade for the woman who likes her Halloween with a little attitude, this sweatshirt is equal parts \u003cstrong\u003espooky, funny, and unapologetically sarcastic.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for pumpkin patch trips, bonfires, Halloween parties, haunted adventures—or those everyday moments when you just need to shrug and say, \u003cem\u003ewell shit.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic black sweatshirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite and orange embroidered-style design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSitting skeleton + orange balloon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“well shit…” script detail\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable, relaxed everyday style\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect Halloween gift for your favorite sarcastic girl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpooky season. Questionable decisions. Zero regrets.\u003c\/strong\u003e 🎃💀🎈\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"DirtyMittenStore","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":49239489773738,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":49239489806506,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":49239489839274,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":49239489872042,"sku":null,"price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":49239489904810,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":49239489937578,"sku":null,"price":42.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0540\/6212\/1130\/files\/ad6eb80e-b4d6-45fb-a105-878c8b383966.jpg?v=1789149044","url":"https:\/\/www.dirtymittenstore.com\/products\/well-shit-skeleton-balloon-embroidered-sweatshirt","provider":"DirtyMittenStore","version":"1.0","type":"link"}